Terror en Guatemala
Waiting in line here in Mexico City, staring at the store TV, I saw a headline, "Terror en Guatemala." Yup, I thought, there's been plenty of that, starting with the attempted extirpation of the Mayan population. But the story was actually about some occult nonsense and Exhibit A was a sweater, allegedly ripped up by a ghost.
Strange that you have to work so hard to invent "terror" where the real thing is all around.