1. Hack-Fic: A Scandal In Maureenia

    A refreshing way to write a column, thought Maureen Dowd, would be to watch an episode of a TV show and relate it to current events.

  2. Hack-Fic: Requiem For Maureen

    Maureen Dowd can still feel the worms, and hear the flapping of wings.

  3. Hack-Fic: Please Maureen, No A-more

    Maureen Dowd awakes in a panic, tangled in her gold lamé sheets. She is running late on her deadline. "Five more minutes!" she shouts to no one.