Sarah C R Bee

Sarah C R Bee has two middle names. She was born in London to an Englishwoman and an American poker champion. She doesn't have a dual passport. She's looking into it. When not writing for NSFWCORP and others she writes children's books. Following heated discussions with her publisher, she has agreed to take most of the swearing out.

Sarah C R Bee’s Dispatches

  1. This Is How You Healthcare: American Death In London

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 6:51 p.m. March, 13 2013

    It’s just after 9.30pm on a Tuesday in the intensive care unit of a hospital in south-west London. A vast spaceship dashboard of drug delivery systems is silent, monitors displaying ...

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  2. Election Fever, Part 2

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 2:30 p.m. November, 6 2012

    2.30pm EST Through the fug of whatever the fuck I've taken to cut through the fuzz of whatever the fuck it is I've got, I can discern this kind of ...

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  3. Election Fever

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 8:42 a.m. November, 6 2012

    7.50am EST Election day has dawned bright and crisp in Brooklyn, and I am confined to bed with some unidentified beastly virus. Verily I am sick unto death, and other ...

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  4. My Father, The Semi-Apathetic Former Democrat

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 12:52 p.m. October, 15 2012

    It’s good to know where you stand, especially if you plan to stand there forever. My dad has lived half his life in the US and half in the UK, ...

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  5. You are listening to America

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 2:25 a.m. September, 6 2012

    No city ever sleeps. In New York, Las Vegas, London, the Vatican ... the chatter of the police radio offers a round-the-clock back-channel for every insomniac, journalist or student of ...

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  6. The Olympics Closing Ceremony

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 12:43 p.m. August, 14 2012

    On behalf of the nation, I’d like to offer my humblest, Britishest apologies for the irredeemable fiasco that was Kim Gavin’s closing ceremony for the London 2012 Olympics.

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  7. The Olympics Are Finally On

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 11:59 p.m. August, 3 2012

    And they're on! The Olympics finally began with Danny Boyle's extraordinary opening ceremony, resplendent with multiple Mary Poppinses and a parachuting Queen Elizabeth (not at the same time, although how great ...

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  8. The Olympics Are Finally Here

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 10:16 a.m. July, 26 2012

    OLYMPICS. OLYMPICS. OLYMPICS. OLYMPICS. OLYMPICS. OLYMPICS. OLYMPICS. OH. LYMPICS. OH LYMPICS MY LYMPICS. OH LYMP OUR LYMP IN AGES PAST. BUT SOFT WHAT LYMP THROUGH YONDER WINDOW LYMPS. OH LYMP ...

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  9. The Olympic Torch Will Wend Its Way Through Walthamstow

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 1:01 p.m. July, 20 2012

    OH MY GOD. YOU GUYS. OH MY GOD. Tomorrow the Olympic torch will wend its way through this very Walthamstow, bravely blazing in the stubbornly grey London daylight. And in ...

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  10. Gathering Pace In The Olympic Borough

    A report by Sarah C R Bee, 12:27 p.m. July, 12 2012

    If it's Friday July 13, that means it's precisely two of the Queen's finest weeks until the first firework is lit in celebration of the start of the beginning of ...

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